When AI Sees Cake as Something More than Just Dessert
Alrighty, you tech-whizzes and novelty-cake fans, gather round, because this is a tale for you. So, a spanking, brand-new healthcare app Calmara.ai put its best AI foot forward to boldly claim it could detect Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) with an eye-popping 94.4% accuracy. All fine and dandy so far, right? Except for one tiny hiccup: it couldn’t distinguish between little Johnny’s penis-shaped cake and… well, the real McCoy! Yes folks, this is s real story, and there’s more hilarity where that came from.
The Silly Symphonies of Calmara.ai
Key Points:
• Calmara.ai rolled out an exciting feature, using Artificial Intelligence to detect STIs with a reported 94.4% accuracy. Quite impressive for a tech health buddy, eh?
• During experiments conducted by the Los Angeles Times, it became shockingly (and amusingly) clear that our AI star had a bit of a mix-up. It mistook a harmless, phallic-shaped cake as a potential STI carrier.
• Despite the misleading AI interpretation, no actual pastries were harmed or received any medical treatments based on their wrongful STI diagnosis.
Final Thoughts and Icing on the Cake
In the world of AI, we celebrate both triumphs and gaffes with equal enthusiasm – mostly because the latter make for fantastic gossips and giggles. Yes, Calmara.ai’s AI might have gotten a wee bit confused, misclassifying delicious pastries as a threat to public health. So, while the team behind it may need to redefine their ‘food for thought,’ the amusement it supplied to the fine folks of the internet, is certainly something to be grateful for. Here’s to more funny, AI-enabled, STI-detecting antics in the future – less embarrassing, we hope!
As part of this experiment I would like to give credit where credit is due. If you enjoy these, please take a moment to read the original article:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/ai-sti-app-calmara
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