#CleavageGate: AI Photoshop Snafu Catalyses Unintentionally Racy Reshape

In an incident that gives a whole new meaning to ‘sex symbols in the Matrix’, Nine News Melbourne inadvertently stirred controversy by broadcasting a graphic that artificially amplified the bust size of MP Georgie Purcell. Meet Artificial Inelegance at its finest, folks! The network has since attributed this digital décolletage debacle to, wait for it… ‘automation by Photoshop’.

Key Highlights:
– Poor old AI has ended up in the doghouse again, following an infamous on-air gaffe on Nine News Melbourne. Tasked with managing graphics, the system decided Victorian upper house MP Georgie Purcell was in need of an ‘upgrade’ – in the chest department that is!
– Lending the incident a whole other facelift, the AI chatbot apparently also decided to expose a bit more midriff on Ms. Purcell. Talk about crossing boundaries in digital artistry!
– Hugh Nailon, Nine News Melbourne’s News Director, had to personally apologize to the MP, who represents the Animal Justice Party. Who knew AI had such a wild, untamed side?
– The groundbreaking gaffe made its grand debut during Monday night’s bulletin, and has since had everyone’s hardware in a bit of a twist!

**Final Thoughts**
And that’s all for “AI Gone Wild!” Today we’ve learned that amidst the advancements in artificial intelligence, even our digital counterparts can sometimes get it oh-so-wrong. Keep this story in mind the next time you think about hiring a robotic Picasso. We can only sigh as we reiterate: to err is not only human, it seems automation would also love to stake a claim on that particular phrase! Perhaps robots need a crash course in what ‘personal space’ means, eh? But remember, folks – no AI was harmed in the creation of this scandal. Though we’re not sure we can say the same about the egos involved… Stay tuned for more Artificial-ly Inappropriate adventures!