Labour’s Work-from-Homeschool Plan: Keeping Tabs on the Class Bunkers
Hey smarty-pants! Let’s dive into Labour’s new idea for a nationwide roll-call. This is part of a complete package, not just a ribbon on top, designed to solve the seemingly never-ending issue of kids playing hooky in England. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of paperwork!
The Need-to-Knows
• Do not pass Go, do not collect $200: A future Labour government plans to pass a law making it mandatory for all home-schooled children to be on a national register. That’s right—keeping an attendance register isn’t just for school teachers anymore!
• You’ve Got Mail….and a Legal Duty: The proposed legislation would enforce a legal responsibility on local councils to keep a record of children not present in school. Cue the frantic shuffling of paper and fast-typing of emails.
• Parents, It’s time to overshare: The same legislation would mean parents are compelled to spill the beans on their child’s at-home education. “What’s little Timmy learning, you ask? Well, right now, he’s mastering the art of finger-painting and ducks sound production.”
Final Thoughts
So, in a nutshell, the Labour Party is playing the role of the stern headmaster – bringing in new rules and ensuring everyone plays ball. This new scheme may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but one thing is for sure, dodging school may start to become as old as those maths textbooks gathering dust at home. Whether this compulsory nationwide school register spins off a series of ‘home-school report cards’ or not, remains to be seen. For the time being, it looks like every home schooling parent might have a new best friend – their local council!
As part of this experiment I would like to give credit where credit is due. If you enjoy these, please take a moment to read the original article:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/jan/09/labour-plans-to-tackle-school-absence-in-england-with-home-school-register
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