A-laugh-icial Intelligence: Tories turn to AI for Leader Hunting
Looking for an amusing spin on the modern world’s relentless AI integration? Well, let’s chat about Tories turning to Artificial Intelligence to find their ideal leader. Yes, you read that right! The party recently had an AI model spit out an image of the ‘perfect’ Tory leader and – lo and behold – it came out resembling a non-Marxist, conscious being…with a handbag and a cigar. Sounds more like a comedy sketch than a political strategy, right? Maybe ‘funny’ is the new black in politics now!
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Key Points:
– The Tories use avant-garde AI technology to dig up an ideal leader, no shovel needed. One day shovels might end up on the endangered species list because of AI, ’till then they’re safe.
– The AI outspokenly shows a preference for candidates who carry handbags and puff cigars. Brexit, meet the swag era.
– ‘Blond hair standing on end’ is another exciting feature of this AI dreamboat. I mean, who doesn’t appreciate the rebellious, noncompliant hair type?
– The very interesting AI pick took many back to the 90s days when Norman Tebbit expressed an aspiration for a brain-body mix of him and Michael Heseltine.
A Return To Humanity, ‘Artificially’
In conclusion, the back-to-the-future move by the Tories takes us to an interesting crossroad of politics and technology. This story reminds us that the future should be embraced, no matter how absurd it may seem. Who knows – within a decade, we might be voting for AI-rendered politicians based on the specific brand of cigar they ‘smoke’. But then again, can AI really derive the perfect political leader? Isn’t leadership more about the heart and less about the handbag?
Seriously, this entire situation screams ‘who’s on first’ with a melodramatic AI twist. Stay tuned to see if the Tories’ new AI strategy will make history or simply comedic material. Either way, your laughter muscles are getting a workout today!
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/apr/01/making-an-april-fool-of-ai-and-tory-leaders
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