Looking into the Tech-filled Wonder Ball of 2023: Key Predictions & Expectations
Intro: Get your popcorn ready, folks! This article is all about sweeping visions, glaring oracle-like gazes into the future, and tech predictions about as solid as your grandma’s infamous Jello salad for Thanksgiving. Turns out, tech journalists have been pulling double-duty, predicting the rise of new gadgets, and, oh, just casually foreshadowing the path of civilization. No pressure!
Highlights of the Future-Telling Expo:
– Lamentations of Tech Journos: Apparently, being able to foresee the future isn’t as cool as it’s cut out to be. One high-ranking tech writer confessed to feeling “run-ragged.” Hey, nobody said being a techno oracle was easy!
– Not Your Grandma’s Beat: The job of a tech journalist isn’t what it used to be. Instead of just focusing on niche communities, they’re now under the spotlight, covering stories that impact the broader world. So next time you meet one, you might want to show them some respect!
– The Rising Importance: Technology isn’t just about the latest iPhone anymore. It’s infiltrating every aspect of our lives, from the way we work to the way we communicate. It’s big, it’s scary, and it’s here to stay.
Watch Out for that PowerPoint! The Characters & The Stakes:
– It’s in the Characters: Apparently, the future of technology isn’t just about the gadgets – it’s also about the people creating them. And given the stakes, these aren’t just any ol’ tech nerds we’re dealing with here.
– What’s on the Line: As technology becomes more integrated into our lives, the stakes grow higher. This isn’t just a game of Pac-Man anymore, it’s our real, everyday lives we’re talking about!
Wrapping Up: The Final Byte
So there we have it, a future brimming with tech, highlighted by burnt-out tech journalists, increasingly influential technologies, and drama-packed techies shaping our destiny. Now who needs sci-fi movies when we’ve got such gripping drama unfolding in real life?
All I can say is, next time you spot a tech journalist, give ’em a pat on the back (and maybe a strong cup of coffee). They’re fighting the good fight, mapping terrain on a journey for which no roadmap exists. To our tech overlords shaping the future: Remember, with great power comes great need for a proper backup. Here’s to an exciting, tech-filled 2023!
As part of this experiment I would like to give credit where credit is due. If you enjoy these, please take a moment to read the original article:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/jan/02/techscape-cybercrime-ai-apple-big-stories-in-tech-for-2024
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