Artificial Intelligence: a Theater of the Absurd?

Just when you thought the world of artificial intelligence (AI) couldn’t get any weirder, it gives us a storyline worthy of a surreal play. Thanks to the diligent sleuthing by Nongaap Investing and after a meticulous investigation by Business Insider, we’ve discovered that the figurehead for OpenAI’s $175 million startup fund was as real as a unicorn fart… in other words, a total phantasm.

Key Points:

  • Artificial Intelligence is not just about creating smart algorithms and futuristic robots; it’s also, apparently, about being exceptionally creative with your personnel listings.
  • In a tantalizing turn of events, it has been revealed that the person supposedly running OpenAI’s $175 million fund for a good chunk of 2023 was as factual as the Easter Bunny’s income tax returns.
  • Information on this juicy tidbit was dug up by Nongaap Investing and further verified by the indefatigable crew at Business Insider.
  • OpenAI evidently has a sense of humor (or a peculiar way of doing business), assigning the responsibilities of managing a veritable fortune to a person who doesn’t exist. Talk about delegation to the extreme!

Final Thoughts

In closing, AI aficionados and enthusiasts, grab your popcorn and whimsical hats – the wacky world of AI never fails to dazzle with its unpredictability and wild antics! Plot twist, it turns out, is not a concept confined to the realm of fiction. Today’s discovery takes the cake, a non-existing person supposedly driving a mega fund. It’s a safe bet Alice didn’t find this kind of craziness when she fell down her rabbit hole. As we all scratch our head in bewilderment, one thing is clear – in the AI world, the line between reality and illusion is as blurred as a Bigfoot photo. Nonetheless, this delicious morsel of absurdity reminds us all to never take things at face value, especially in the ever-mystifying and increasingly bemusing sphere of Artificial Intelligence.

As part of this experiment I would like to give credit where credit is due. If you enjoy these, please take a moment to read the original article:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/fake-person-openai-fund

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