Monopoly Man: the AI Edition

Intro

Seems like the guys running the billion-dollar board game in Silicon Valley, which we’ll now call GAMMAN (catchy, right?)—Google, Apple, Microsoft, Meta, Amazon, and Nvidia—have been shopping for startups like it’s Black Friday, only in the AI section. And CMA (the Competition and Markets Authority) is crying foul, like a referee in a heated soccer match. Do we smell a cyber-age monopoly brewing?

Key Points

– Peter Thiel, our very own Silicon Valley Darth Vader replica, once professed, “Monopoly is the condition of every successful business.” It seems like our tech giants, GAMMAN, are running around saying, “Challenge accepted.” And the force (of AI) just got them stronger.

– Feeling threatened other GAMMAN members might grab the golden “monopoly” ring first, they devoted gargantuan piles of dollars to about 70 AI start-ups.

– Let’s do math, shall we?
– Microsoft went head-over-heels, investing around a whopping $13bn into OpenAI. But that’s not all; they were the ‘most generous aunt’ in a $1.3bn fund raiser for Inflection, Mustafa Suleyman’s startup.
– Not lagging behind is Amazon, pouring in $4bn into Anthropic, a start-up created by OpenAI survivors.
– Google, treating itself to some shares of Anthropic, threw in $500m with plans for an additional $1.5bn. It also sprinkled some green into A121 Labs and Hugging Face. (Don’t bother, the names baffle us too.)
– Microsoft snuck in yet another investment, this time in French AI-startup Mistral.

– Check this, in 2023, only $9bn out of the total $27bn invested in AI startups came from venture capitalist firms. That’s a massive shift since VC firms were traditionally the Santa Clauses of Silicon Valley.

Final Thoughts

It’s like the biggest high-stakes poker game Silicon Valley has ever seen. It’s a mad AI startup race, and the prancing unicorns are being tamed by corporate giants armed with bottomless bank accounts. But while we watch this ruthless scramble for tech domination with bated breath, the sight of these AI startups, pushing the envelope in this digital Wild West, is inexplicably thrilling. Go on, GAMMAN! May the best moguls win! Or else, we might have some CMA badgers snapping at your heels.

As part of this experiment I would like to give credit where credit is due. If you enjoy these, please take a moment to read the original article:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/20/the-big-tech-firms-want-an-ai-monopoly-but-the-uk-watchdog-can-bring-them-to-heel

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