Atlas Shrugged? More Like Atlas Got Jacked!
In an earth-shaking display of machine “might-is-right,” Boston Dynamics introduced a new version of its Atlas robot that makes the terminator look like a lanky couch potato. The previous model was handed its silicone backside before it could even play the “I’m too obsolete to run” card.
Key Revelations that Might Keep you Up at Night
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We’re not in Kansas anymore, folks:
The new Atlas robot comes with upgrades that would make even Robocop envious. It moves in ways that will surely lead to a collective groan from humans who struggle to touch their toes.
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Is the robot uprising imminent?
Far from being the bumbling metal dancers of yesterday, these new bots can quite literally leap their way into our nightmares. It’s as if the algorithms woke up one day and thought, “I think I’ll have a bot of whatever Usain Bolt is having”.
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Countdown to obsolescence:
Sadly, the older model wasn’t even given the chance to yell “wait, I’m totally going to hit the gym next week!”. It’s now likely gathering dust in its charging dock, sadly watching reruns of “Short Circuit”.
Your Daily Dose of Sci-Fi Come to Life
In our final thoughts, we can’t help but feel a mix of awe and a creeping sense of inadequacy. Where we humans bumble around forgetting why we walked into rooms, Atlas is out there mastering ninja-level stunts. So, if you hear the distant sound of servo motors whirring after lights-out, it might just be Atlas quietly practicing his parkour skills for the apocalypse Olympics. In the meantime, let’s toast to our future robot overlords, and perhaps consider some stretching exercises just in case it turns into a global game of tag.
As part of this experiment I would like to give credit where credit is due. If you enjoy these, please take a moment to read the original article:
https://www.wired.com/story/the-atlas-robot-is-dead-long-live-the-atlas-robot/
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